STRAINS

Zkittles x Runtz

Indica-Hybrid (70/30)

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Terpenes:

Limonene, Linalool, Caryophyllene, Myrcene.

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Your whole head, mouth, and shoulders are going to feel this strain as a flight of flavors from the Zkittlez x Runtz cross cascades through your body. You can expect a thoroughly sweet floral aftertaste with chamomile, butterscotch, and a dash of hazelnut (plus some rubber to chew on). Most of all, though, just expect to be completely blitzed. This one’s not for amateurs.

Apple Fritter x Redpop

Indica-Hybrid (60/40)

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Terpenes:

Pinene, Myrcene, Limonene, Terpinolene.

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This one smells like you are standing on a bed of sawdust sipping on chocolate iced coffee with a sarsaparilla floater. There’s plenty of bright Red Delicious soul as promised, but the fruit is smashed like homemade applesauce in this Redpop x Apple Fritter medley served on a buffet full of fresh figs and cider donuts. It remains sweet at high temps, and will transport you into the middle of an orchard. Stoned.

Gary Payton x Georgia Pie

Indica-Hybrid (60/40)

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Terpenes:

Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool, Myrcene. 

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Before lighting a bowl or joint of this, be sure to savor a decadent dry hit for a river of flavors that connect to a rare natural sweetness that is light on citrus. A mouth-watering strain like few others, the Georgia Pie x Gary Payton crossover explodes with terps at every turn and leaves no cottonmouth after effect. Just don’t make any big plans, 'cause this TAC monster will get even the most seasoned stoners giggling.

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Creamsicle #4 x Gello Gelato

Indica-Hybrid (60/40)

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Terpenes:

Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Pinene.

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With an unsmoked Tang and Sunny D flavor that quickly morphs into something much funkier upon decarboxylation, the Creamsicle #4 x Gello Gelato backstory here plays out like a trip to a Dairy Queen topped with warm caramel. The body high hits strong and fast, making for fun identifying notes in a symphony that transports you through the supermarket, from the ice cream, waffle, and dessert cases to pineapples and green bananas in the produce section.

Luxorotti x Runtz

Indica-Hybrid (60/40)

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Terpenes:

Caryophyllene, Limonene, Terpinene, Linaool.

 

 While this Luxorotti x Runtz cross will spin your head toward the clouds, everything else about its profile reflects dark sides of the bloom. From its purple hue to the extreme deepness of its sweetness, smoking Designer Runtz is like sipping high tea at the Four Seasons, but during a nor'easter. Expect coffee, cocoa, and pound cake topped off with fig, prune, raisin, and blackberry—all with that real Runtz oomph that hardcore stoners crave.

Kush Mints x Wedding Cake

Indica-Hybrid(70/30)

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Terpenes:

Pinene, Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene.

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Loaded with classic kush vibes, this is a departure from contemporary fruity trends. You’ll taste masala chai, cloves, cardamom, cashew, black licorice, and caraway via the Kush Mints x Wedding Cake cross, which has dense powdery nugs that feel like popcorn when squeezed. The smoky notes are dark—spiced brandy, mulled wine, ocean, and Harley tires. It’s a rare fresh strain that you can grind into fine dust for a full indica effect that slaps from head to heel.

Sub Zero OG x Georgia Pie

Indica-Hybrid(70/30)

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Terpenes:

Pinene, Humulene, Limonene, Caryophyllene.

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More than just the most badass strain name in the game, this Sub Zero OG x Georgia Pie partnership produces a powerful puff. Slightly more savory than sweet, you're starting off with breakfast notes like Cheerios and cider donuts then moving through plums and limes and finally arriving on intense spices like sumac, mustard seed, and za'atar. Some of us are also sensing some black licorice, rhubarb, kumquat, and lime, plus ocean, cedar, and chorizo. We'll stop there, but there truly is much more.

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Granddaddy Pluto x Red Pop

Indica-Hybrid(60/40)

 

Terpenes:

Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool. 

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Sweet to the tip of your tongue with notable follow through on the aftertaste, this Granddaddy Pluto x Red Pop potpourri presents as an acidic dreamboat floating on pineapple, nectarine, and grapefruit, but also matures into a buttery bowl of artisanal popcorn upon further decarboxylation. From the fully cured bud's smell of strawberry yogurt to the significant potency, this is an anomaly worth burning at various temps to discover what this Limonene-Linalool stew can do for you.. 

Cereal Milk x Purple Punch

Indica-Hybrid(60/40)

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Terpenes:

Limonene, Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene, Linalool.

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Despite its zany name this creamy strain is reported to bring a calm and thoughtful high that lets you ignore your body a bit. Bursting with sweet olive and jasmine, the breathtakingly buttery Cereal Milk x Purple Punch knockout combo has bouncy and sticky buds, breaks apart like a nesting doll, and rolls beautifully. With highlights spanning cornbread to blueberry muffins and orange blossom, honeysuckle, and bitters, you’re in for a full seasonal experience, whether winter, spring, summer, or fall.

 

Grease Monkey x Runtz

Indica-Hybrid(60/40)

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Terpenes:

Myrcene, Ocimine, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool. 

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This marriage of Grease Monkey x Runtz smacks of menthol berry in taste and in spirit. Tasty terps are present but they’re not the main attraction. This burns in a way that cigarette smokers will love, with the bonus of potentially spurring immediate head change. It's a skunky one that will punch you in the chest, coat your throat, and settle deep down in your tummy. And that is where you’ll find your flavor, on the come up, coating your insides for the long game.

Hot Rod x Swamp Thing

Indica-Hybrid(60/40)

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Terpenes:

Myrcene, Humulene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool. 

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It's a sweet and savory smorgasbord with this Swamp Thing x Hot Rod hootenanny. There's feta cheese and lemon peels in the mix, plus bundles of bananas, walnuts, lemons, and even a touch of oregano with splashes of cola. Prepare for a gassy gumbo that will get your brain and bones going without overwhelming the senses.

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Banana Cream Cake Biscottie Sherb BX2

x Kayas Koffe Raspberry AK47

x Rainbow Belts 2.0

Type: Indica-Hybrid(60/40)

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Terpenes:

Myrcene, Ocimine, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool. 

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The whole of this indica dominant strain is even more outstanding than the sum of its parts, which happen to be Banana Cream Biscotti Sherb x Kaya's Koffee Raspberry AK-47 x Rainbow Belts 2.0. With a scent akin to that "It's gonna snow" smell, it's a truly unique weirdo, packing enough mint effervescence to numb the roof of your mouth as the gas settles in for a relaxing yet nevertheless intense body high.

Raspberry Beret x Sour Apple 

Sativa Hybrid(60/40)

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Terpenes:

Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool,

Trans-Nerolidol, Myrcene. 

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This Raspberry Beret x Sour Apple cross is perfectly pungent and bursting with brilliant berry bliss. An orchard full of apricots and plums with sugar sprinkled on the trees, its funk will stick to your hair, throat, and fingers, with residual aromas that may last even longer than the reliable mind and body high..  

F1 Durban x Gushers x Strawnana

Sativa-Hybrid(70/30)

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Terpenes:

Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene, Linalool.  

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This is dessert weed, from its sophisticated botanical bedrock to the wild berry jam resulting from the F1 Durban x Gushers x Strawnana orgy powering this strain. The fruit is bound to the berries and cream with this one, making for pure pleasure on the palate. An eye opener that burns beautifully to match its orange and purple glow, it's also known as quite the upper unlike some of the strains in its lineage.

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Cheetah Piss x Bakers Dozen

Indica-Hybrid(70/30)

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Terpenes:

Limonene, Caryophyllene, Trans-Nerolidol, Linalool, Humulene. 

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With a gassy lemon stink that's mild but nevertheless sticks to your sinuses, smoking this Cheetah Piss x Bakers Dozen cut is like slurping on a citrus marinade. This is an earthy meal, with touches of rosemary, mushroom, and artichoke. An indica-heavy hybrid, it is likely to lower your eyelids but only after ogling the killer kaleidoscopic buds.

Jelly Breath x Pancakes

Indica-Hybrid(60/40)

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Terpenes:

Limonene, Caryophyllene, Trans-Nerolidol, Linalool, Humulene. 

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With dense buds marked by streaks that are more intensely purple than Barney with blisters, Jelly Pancakes is a mix of Slim Jim x Gushers that pays proper homage to its parents, especially the latter. With maple gasoline in its veins and fennel, spearmint, and rosemary turning up, it’s an extremely terp-heavy experience in taste and heady-heavy in vibe. Also keep your nose tuned for splashes of ginger, spearmint, pancakes, and ice cream.. 

Lemon Tree x Why U Gelly

Indica-Hybrid(60/40)

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Terpenes:

Limonene, Caryophyllene, Pinene, Linalool, Humulene. 

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Do not underestimate the potency nor perfection of this strain fit for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Fit to get you stoned without completely spoiling your day, it nonchalantly moves from notes of lemon cheesecake into bursts of berry and black currant aperitifs with chocolate milkshakes on the side. Overall this is a smooth refreshing sail with mellow wings to help you soar without crashing down to the ground.

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Unknown Lineage

Indica-Hybrid(70/30)

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Terpenes:

Terpinolene, lemonine, Ocimine, Pinene, Caryophyllene.  

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Kosher Kush is fresh and full of pine and fumes. It has all the Christmas smells but refreshingly holds back on holiday flavors. Big on parsnip and black pepper corned beef-pastrami vibes, it smells like a Douglas Fir exploded in a pit stop. Old school to the core, this Kosher Kush backcross will numb your holler box and smoke like vintage vinyl at full volume on a modern system. 

Apple Fritter x Strawberries & Cream

Hybrid(50/50)

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Terpenes:

Caryophyllene, Limonene, Pinene, humulene, Trans-Nerolidol.   

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Yes, this Apple Fritter x Strawberries and Cream number actually smells, tastes, and smacks like a bushel of fragaria. A pre-taste fit for fried fruit pie lovers and adult animal cracker eaters, its dense yet bouncy super sticky buds are sweet and tart, begetting bursts of cinnamon and berries as it burns. Potent and aimed toward the brain, RiverRun’s straw-fritter is good for an immediate mind shift.

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Biscotti x Scotty 2 Hotty

Indica-Hybrid(70/30)

 

Terpenes:

Limonene, Trans-Ocimine, Caryophyllene, Pinene, Myrcene.  

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This one is dense, perfectly dry for rolling, and pleasantly sticky. The intro starts with a classic astringent herbal drift—more in vibe than in taste—then progresses to a mid-smoke soaked in dry red wine and whiskey. The Biscotti x Scotty 2 Hotty cross brings tannins and alfalfa which rumble under a mellow floral bouquet. Behind the creeping cloud of gas is classic smoky bourbon, all mixed with hints of sweet dried grass, jasmine, and mango to complement an intense buzz.

Red Pop x Bakers Dozen

Indica-Hybrid(60/40)

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Terpenes:

Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Ocimine.

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One dry hit of this tangy Red Pop x Bakers Dozen tango summons daydreams of a chocolate-covered cherry-limeade Luden’s cough drop. With earthy footprints filled with apricot oolong tea and plum wine, its light flavor, eucalyptus feel, and heavy clouds will clear the sinuses and linger long after you light up..   

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